41 Hilariously Accurate Memes About Married Sex

It’s a cultural joke that once a couple gets married they stop having sex. But is it true? Depends on who you ask. All we know is that when you’ve been up all night dealing with a cranky baby, it’s not particularly sexy to be woken after two hours sleep by your well rested partner seeking a little morning nookie. And a little afternoon delight might seem like a good idea, but the execution is practically impossible when you’ve got kids scurrying around, flinging open doors with nary a knock. What about after the little ones have headed off to the land of nod? Surely, then an amorous couple could find some relief? Wrong. All that parenting and working and stressing just wears everyone out and the only thing many women fantasize about at 9:30 pm is a night of uninterrupted sleep.

41 Hilariously Accurate Memes About Getting It On When You’re Married

#1

4-year-old sex

#2

change-positions

#3

keep-the-kids-busy

#4

crazy-pregnancy-sex

#5

dumb-shit

#6

boner-ass

 

#7

already-had-sex

#8

cock-block-myself

#9

dino-nuggets

#10

choregasm

#11

porn-for-women

#12

date-night

 

#13

in-bed

#14

back-rub

#15

obi-wan

#16

no-underwear

#17

poke

#18

kit-kat1

#19

only-problem

#20

fruit-snacks

#21

sleep-groped

#22

got-her-pregnant

#23

wont-be-wearing-clothes

#24

money-in-a-jar

#25

sex-is-what-we-want

#26

gettin-yelled-at

#27

wheel

#28

rubbing-feet

#29

pregnancy-breasts

#30

shes-asleep

#31

grab-butt-old-wrinkly

#32

pregnancy-hormones

#33

off-and-on-again

#34

tons-of-sex-after-kids

#35

married-sext

#36

spiderman

#37

vacuum

#38

escape-moves

#40

the-end

#41

lose-weight