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20 Tweets About Marriage that Couldn’t Be More Accurate

"My husband has two pairs of crocs so all I'm saying is don't rush into marriage"

 

"How people watch movies when they're: dating - hold hands; engaged - cuddle; married - one person turns the volume up when I'm choking on a piece of popcorn"

 

Me: [boiling water] Wife: No, not like that!

 

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