19 Tweets That Will Make Married People Say ‘Yep, Exactly’

  • 7

    Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.

    Wife: Who won?

    Me: Me.

    Wife: Yup. Definitely a dream.

  • 8

    ME: Do you believe in ghosts?
    WIFE: Yes.
    ME: A ghost just spent $600 on a new home surround sound system.

  • 9

    You know it’s love when your husband checks the conditions of the port-a-pots for you before you go in.

  • 10

    I miss the days when my wife didn’t even know what a farmhouse sink was.