As she ran a blow dryer through her luscious locks, all Erin Robertson could think about was…her boob sweat?!
Oh yeah, ladies. You know you’ve been there. Thankfully, all of your uncomfortable getting-ready-for-a-date-in-the-unbearable-summer-heat troubles are about to dissipate.
The history of boobs as we know it is about to change forever.
When you’re a bigger breasted lady, getting ready for a hot date in the summer heat can get real uncomfortable real fast.
Let’s just run through a quick hypothetical, shall we?
You wait forever for the water in your shower to heat up, finally hop in, scrub a dub dub, then get out, towel off, maybe slap on some quick lotion, and start blow drying your hair.
You get about two — maybe three, if you’re lucky — seconds into the whole dolling yourself up process before that newly luscious skin of yours starts glistening with a fresh layer of boob sweat.
Boobs are great for a bunch of reasons but they make getting yourself ready in the summer heat a SERIOUS pain.
Thankfully a new product just hit the market that has us SUPER jazzed about our boobs’ futures. Introducing…the Ta Ta Towel!
Ta Ta Towel is a genius new invention created by Erin Robertson, designed to keep your boobs nice and dry wherever and whenever.
Never since the Shake Weight has there been an invention so…sexual in nature but probably also effective?
Whether you’re a lady looking to stay sweat-free while you get gorgeous for a night on the town or you’re a new mom looking for a great way to stay fresh after breastfeeding…Ta Ta Towel is about to become your new breast friend.
Toss those only-for-home-bras out ladies.
It’s time to let the girls roam free!
You can wear your Ta Ta Towel by the pool…
If you have a pool.
Also, if you have a pool and a Ta Ta Towel, you’re officially WINNING life right now. Go buy a lottery ticket pronto.
Or just lounging around the house!
Erin got the idea for Ta Ta towels after trying countless other tactics for battling her boob sweat.
We’re talking wash cloths in the armpits, people. We’re talkin’ baby powder showers. Girl was struggling.